OneThousandMeeps's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Gonad Smasher]

Unbelievable sack strength

[Subject John]

I can't believe I didn't get the secret medal the first time I played. I mean really, that's one of easiest secret medals to find on NG. It was literally the first thing I did when the game loaded! How could I not have found it! I don't even know why I'm angry about this; it just doesn't make any sense to me.

[Spring Ninja]

I agree with Blydid that you should just be able to press r to restart. I also think you should be able to click and drag from anywhere on the screen at any time, not just when airborne. Aside from that, I didn't find the game very challenging at all.

Dizimz responds:

Thanks for your time. I agree, I hope to revisit this game sometime in the near future.

[Need Water!]

Despite having three stars on every level, the Gold Medal achievement never unlocked, and, despite having refreshed <b>immediately</b> before getting it, the Jeez! achievement never unlocked. This is ridiculous. Now, after playing through some more levels, the Gold Medal suddenly unlocks, and, after trying again in Chrome, the Jeez! medal unlocks without issue.This game just confuses me so much.

[Fly Guy]

My god, those first two just below the starting point are so hard to get. In retrospect, it was probably a good idea for you to put the hardest ones first, since you can just reset the timer every time you fail and not lose any progress.

Kodiqi responds:

Looks like you founds some of the shortcuts on your fastest finish, nice work.

[I Wish, I Wish - Prologue]

After I refreshed, "Determination" unlocked just as it showed in game, no need to wait a few minutes. I only played for ~20 minutes but I likely would have continued if the highscore board was working.

[I am the ninja]

Do(ue) note: to get the medal "The impossible" you need to complete the star levels and the timed levels. I originally thought it included only the timed levels and managed to complete them without any deaths.

[Gunhook.io Online]

I found the secret...

[Madmen Racing]

The time_mission medal unlocked when I:
* played on chrome
* got a time below 55 on my first attempt
* refreshed immediately before trying
The medal did not work when I did none of these, so I can't exactly tell you which steps are necessary and which aren't. My best guess would be that one or both of the latter two is what mattered.

[Touble & Trouble]

Waterfox and Firefox don't focus on the game, so whenever I press space the page scrolls. It works fine in Chrome, though. I think I'll wait until the medals are implemented before I finish it, but from the levels I have played I think its pretty nice.

TristanMX responds:

Thanks! Well, medals are implemented and integrated but the server is responding with an error... I guess it is because the game is still under judgement. You can also tap on the dialog button using your mouse.

Thanks for your feedback!