OneThousandMeeps's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mighty Purple Orb]

Hmm, it appears I am only the second person, at least on Newgrounds, to finish the game. Is everyone else experiencing lag? It played flawlessly through the NG Player for me. The whole game took about three hours to finish, and I think the ending's pretty cool.
I preferred to use mouse controls as they allow more precise movement and have an easy way to stop oneself. The score multiplier was a good idea, and I liked trying to get the emerald gems for extra points, but you really should be able submit your score without ending the game. Still, very fun, and worth it to complete.

RatherRandomReality responds:

Thank you for your review sir. And congrats on beating it!

[XCVB ++]

I don't know if I'd say this is hard, but it is definitely pretty. I had a fun time, so good job and thanks for the medals!

[Mission Control (LD31)]

The events get a bit repetitive after a while. None of the medals were extremely difficult, though going to and from Pluto was a pretty boring endeavor.

[Moai]

Not too hard once you get a hang of it. Thanks for the points :3 I feel bad for that one guy who saved exactly six moai. So close, yet so far...

Satyre responds:

That's exactly the spirit of the game ^^

Thanks for your review :)

[Toad Tumble]

Fun idea, but it's difficult to finish any game due to the incessant freezing.

[Desktop Racing]

@blyndid
I've completed a level without moving forward. I've completed a level while holding reverse. I've completed a level holding reverse without ever holding forward. I have absolutely no idea what else could unlock it, so I'm fine with just counting it as broken.
It's a shame, though, since completing it each way was a very fun challenge for which I'd love to have been rewarded.

[Circlen]

Very good game. It's unfortunate so few people could get to the end, since those are some of the most fun levels. The movement is very smooth and rhythmic, and I enjoyed a lot when I played it last year. This is definitely a game you should try to complete if you can.

[LolliPoop]

@NeonSpider
I have both the "Adventurer" and "Flash" medals. I earned "Adventurer" 2 years(decades) ago so I have no memory how it worked, but I can answer for the medal "Flash." To complete it, I expected to need to complete 10 unique levels within a certain time frame for each level, but instead I think all that was necessary was to complete any level within a certain time frame ten times. Unfortunately, I didn't realize this until I had already completed seven levels nearly perfectly. I wasted a bunch of time there.
"Zealot" and "Clumsy boy" don't work, assuming their descriptions are accurate.
I didn't expect "Hero" to work, but apparently I'm just the first person to complete that task.

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Hold e and i on the space level for "Lickey Lickey." Hold left and jump sporadically on the mario level for "Y Halo Thar." Hold i and press the play button on the qwerty level for "QWERTY." The others were easy enough to find that I don't remember them.

[Linker]

Level eight is by far the most difficult level in the game. It took me quite a while to get past harder mode because of just this level. All of the other levels are extremely easy to moderately easy. Thankfully, I was able to complete level eight of hardest mode quickly, which actually meant I spent much more time on harder than hardest. The medals are clearly undervalued. I mean, I was the first person to get two of them in four years! seven, before that. It's definitely not worth completing for forty points, which may be the reason why so few people have even tried to get them.

I believe that "Number 1" is broken, but I have no way to prove it since there isn't any leaderboard with a leader with whom I may compare my times.