OneThousandMeeps's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wanted! Castle Crashers]

Nice to see this finally out of judgement. It's a fairly decent game and none of the medals are too difficult to obtain, but I think it's very basic. I don't really know why the actual game is only on the bottom half of the screen. I understand that it is inspired by a DS game, but that's not an aspect of it that is really necessary to keep.

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The two secret medals I've obtained work, but I can't attest to the third one. It'll likely stay that way since one thousand is such a ridiculous sum.

[Writer Man 2]

Lol people love my war poems. Also, I really suck at following copyright law. Also, also, since when are short story mysteries a bad pairing?

[Wipo]

It's okay, but I just skipped the last four levels since they are too difficult to complete without instant acceleration. Also, "A chive ments," lol

[Vector Switch Prototype]

There absolutely needs to be an alternate button than space. I'm not sure why people seem so obsessed with using it. Because of its size, it is the least responsive of all keys and generally worst button to choose for something like this.

makehimanoffer responds:

Very true

[Unfriendly Skies]

The aliens are bullshit and I don't need to see the highscore board 10 trillion times per second. Also, there should definitely be a base weapon so you don't just immediately die if you don't see the damn bird.

[The One Fork Restaurant DX]

This is incredibly unsanitary. And in a pandemic? smh

[Color Follower]

It lagged pretty badly on browser, but worked fine using NG player. The anti-right-click protection doesn't work sometimes when it lags, and you can skip through walls after holding and letting go of the left mouse button. You can also move your cursor out of the window and then jump to any position on any version. Every level possible on NG player, but at least level 27 and possibly more are impossible with the lag.

[Super Santa Bomber]

It took two years before someone got three stars on each level? That's pretty weird. The medal wasn't easy to get, but there are far more difficult ones that didn't take so long to be earned.
Edit: I see now: https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1035978/999#bbspost25983775_post_text
glitchy medals be glitching

[Super Gonad Smasher]

Unbelievable sack strength