OneThousandMeeps's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Need Water!]

Despite having three stars on every level, the Gold Medal achievement never unlocked, and, despite having refreshed <b>immediately</b> before getting it, the Jeez! achievement never unlocked. This is ridiculous. Now, after playing through some more levels, the Gold Medal suddenly unlocks, and, after trying again in Chrome, the Jeez! medal unlocks without issue.This game just confuses me so much.

[Fly Guy]

My god, those first two just below the starting point are so hard to get. In retrospect, it was probably a good idea for you to put the hardest ones first, since you can just reset the timer every time you fail and not lose any progress.

Kodiqi responds:

Looks like you founds some of the shortcuts on your fastest finish, nice work.

[I Wish, I Wish - Prologue]

After I refreshed, "Determination" unlocked just as it showed in game, no need to wait a few minutes. I only played for ~20 minutes but I likely would have continued if the highscore board was working.

[I am the ninja]

Do(ue) note: to get the medal "The impossible" you need to complete the star levels and the timed levels. I originally thought it included only the timed levels and managed to complete them without any deaths.

[Gunhook.io Online]

I found the secret...

[Madmen Racing]

The time_mission medal unlocked when I:
* played on chrome
* got a time below 55 on my first attempt
* refreshed immediately before trying
The medal did not work when I did none of these, so I can't exactly tell you which steps are necessary and which aren't. My best guess would be that one or both of the latter two is what mattered.

[Touble & Trouble]

Waterfox and Firefox don't focus on the game, so whenever I press space the page scrolls. It works fine in Chrome, though. I think I'll wait until the medals are implemented before I finish it, but from the levels I have played I think its pretty nice.

TristanMX responds:

Thanks! Well, medals are implemented and integrated but the server is responding with an error... I guess it is because the game is still under judgement. You can also tap on the dialog button using your mouse.

Thanks for your feedback!

[Ninja and Mouse]

neither the last medal nor the highscore board are working properly for me. https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/7885c2a122df9d3643ba0cf548ee99e7
Edit: I played on Waterfox and then later on Chrome. I initially got all the medals aside from 32767x and Kept it Alive on Waterfox. Later, when I tried to get the Kept it Alive medal, it did not unlock, so I tried Chrome instead. It did work, and I got that medal, but when I tried to get the final medal, it stopped working. I don't know if it would work, but I could try playing on another browser.

TrampolineTales responds:

Oh no! I'll do my best to get that fixed. May I ask what browser you're using to the play the game? It's also possible you're playing an older version of the game which had a bug related to this which was fixed in the current version.

[Platform Boredom]

To be clear, the game freezes when it reaches 9000, not 10000. This is when a medal referencing an overused joke is supposed to unlock.

AeronMusic responds:

Ha, ironic isn't it? About the issue: it's related to unlocking a medal: "Cannot read property 'filter' of undefined at Object.NG.getMedal". I most probably can't fix this because I have no idea where the project file is.

Anyway, I made this game (with help of a template) years ago in Construct 2 when I had no programming experience. Now I have, so maybe I will revamp this game in a different engine later. Idk yet

[The HeartBit]

The third vaccine level requires glitching into a wall and jumping to get the top bit. It should be possible to get without this nonsense.