OneThousandMeeps's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Writer Man 2]

Lol people love my war poems. Also, I really suck at following copyright law. Also, also, since when are short story mysteries a bad pairing?

[Wipo]

It's okay, but I just skipped the last four levels since they are too difficult to complete without instant acceleration. Also, "A chive ments," lol

[Vector Switch Prototype]

There absolutely needs to be an alternate button than space. I'm not sure why people seem so obsessed with using it. Because of its size, it is the least responsive of all keys and generally worst button to choose for something like this.

makehimanoffer responds:

Very true

[Unfriendly Skies]

The aliens are bullshit and I don't need to see the highscore board 10 trillion times per second. Also, there should definitely be a base weapon so you don't just immediately die if you don't see the damn bird.

[The One Fork Restaurant DX]

This is incredibly unsanitary. And in a pandemic? smh

[Color Follower]

It lagged pretty badly on browser, but worked fine using NG player. The anti-right-click protection doesn't work sometimes when it lags, and you can skip through walls after holding and letting go of the left mouse button. You can also move your cursor out of the window and then jump to any position on any version. Every level possible on NG player, but at least level 27 and possibly more are impossible with the lag.

[Super Santa Bomber]

It took two years before someone got three stars on each level? That's pretty weird. The medal wasn't easy to get, but there are far more difficult ones that didn't take so long to be earned.
Edit: I see now: https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1035978/999#bbspost25983775_post_text
glitchy medals be glitching

[Super Gonad Smasher]

Unbelievable sack strength

[Subject John]

I can't believe I didn't get the secret medal the first time I played. I mean really, that's one of easiest secret medals to find on NG. It was literally the first thing I did when the game loaded! How could I not have found it! I don't even know why I'm angry about this; it just doesn't make any sense to me.

[Spring Ninja]

I agree with Blydid that you should just be able to press r to restart. I also think you should be able to click and drag from anywhere on the screen at any time, not just when airborne. Aside from that, I didn't find the game very challenging at all.

Dizimz responds:

Thanks for your time. I agree, I hope to revisit this game sometime in the near future.