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[Moai]

Not too hard once you get a hang of it. Thanks for the points :3 I feel bad for that one guy who saved exactly six moai. So close, yet so far...

Satyre responds:

That's exactly the spirit of the game ^^

Thanks for your review :)

[Toad Tumble]

Fun idea, but it's difficult to finish any game due to the incessant freezing.

[Desktop Racing]

@blyndid
I've completed a level without moving forward. I've completed a level while holding reverse. I've completed a level holding reverse without ever holding forward. I have absolutely no idea what else could unlock it, so I'm fine with just counting it as broken.
It's a shame, though, since completing it each way was a very fun challenge for which I'd love to have been rewarded.

[Circlen]

Very good game. It's unfortunate so few people could get to the end, since those are some of the most fun levels. The movement is very smooth and rhythmic, and I enjoyed a lot when I played it last year. This is definitely a game you should try to complete if you can.

[LolliPoop]

@NeonSpider
I have both the "Adventurer" and "Flash" medals. I earned "Adventurer" 2 years(decades) ago so I have no memory how it worked, but I can answer for the medal "Flash." To complete it, I expected to need to complete 10 unique levels within a certain time frame for each level, but instead I think all that was necessary was to complete any level within a certain time frame ten times. Unfortunately, I didn't realize this until I had already completed seven levels nearly perfectly. I wasted a bunch of time there.
"Zealot" and "Clumsy boy" don't work, assuming their descriptions are accurate.
I didn't expect "Hero" to work, but apparently I'm just the first person to complete that task.

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Hold e and i on the space level for "Lickey Lickey." Hold left and jump sporadically on the mario level for "Y Halo Thar." Hold i and press the play button on the qwerty level for "QWERTY." The others were easy enough to find that I don't remember them.

[Linker]

Level eight is by far the most difficult level in the game. It took me quite a while to get past harder mode because of just this level. All of the other levels are extremely easy to moderately easy. Thankfully, I was able to complete level eight of hardest mode quickly, which actually meant I spent much more time on harder than hardest. The medals are clearly undervalued. I mean, I was the first person to get two of them in four years! seven, before that. It's definitely not worth completing for forty points, which may be the reason why so few people have even tried to get them.

I believe that "Number 1" is broken, but I have no way to prove it since there isn't any leaderboard with a leader with whom I may compare my times.

[Leave Me A Clone]

The art is super cutesy. I can see why you've added that as a tag. :3 It's interesting that all four of the games you have uploaded here are difficult yet very enjoyable.

[Leap Jet Bear]

Very fun game. It can be hard, but it's never unbearable! (has someone already made that pun?) Definitely worth completing entirely, though I do wish some medals were worth more than others. Maybe have "Achievement Hunter" worth 100pts, while "Shiny Treasure" and "Congratulations?" are worth 25pts.

I'm curious about the name. Is it saying that the bear has a leap jet? Is that a type of jet? Or is it telling the jet bear to leap? i.e. Leap, jet bear!

The music is very good, though to others I concur; it gets rather repetitive after a while. Maybe it doesn't need one track per level, but at least more than one for the entire game. The background also becomes uninteresting over time; perhaps the game could be split into sections with one background and one track per section. Maybe the music could even be based around the backgrounds. The art is also very nice. The medal designs are cute. I think there should have been more than one color for the bears navel for the bonus characters. The pink bear could definitely have had pink and purple as it's colors. I'm not as sure about the other ones. Maybe green and blue for the green bear, and white and grey for the black bear.

Oh, before I finish, here's one tip for level 17. If you get in the right spot, you can pass right in between the saw blades! Just wait for the saws to come down and then jump and fly through them. This'll give you more time to get to the top. It won't help with bonus modes, though it may make it easier to complete without checkpoints.

MadNukin responds:

Hey I'm glad you enjoyed the game.
The name is suppose to tell what the game does, you leap and you jet around with a bear!
Thanks for the wonderful review :D

[Clock Day '18: The 'B'ee Game]

If I'm good at being bad, does that mean I'm good? And if I'm good, does that mean I'm bad at being bad, meaning I'm bad? Is this a bad paradox?
Oh, and, uh, 🅱️